Mailbag #3: Gifting stages, crazy fan interactions and the best language to swear in
Bobby and Jens are joined by Producer Mark as we dive into the mailbag and answer your questions. This week we discuss if gifting a stage, or even a race is a good idea, the best and worst roadside encounters with fans, unpicking the complex international languages of the peloton and find out why Remco Evenepoel is so dominant!
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Okay, so
we're back with another mailbag episode.
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:this is one where, unfortunately,
you got me as well as the two lovely guys.
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:we're going to start with some questions
that you've sent in.
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:Remember, if you want to send a message
to the podcast, it's, @Oddtandem
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:anywhere on social media
or Oddtandem@Shockedgiraffe.com
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:to get them in the mailbag
and so when you send us an email
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:to the address is Tim Fariss He asks.
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:It seems like breathe, right.
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:Nasal strips are being used
more frequently again in time trials.
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:Is there a proven advantage
to using a brief write strip?
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:Is the allowed?
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:This is the idea that it allows
more oxygen intake.
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:And if there is an advantage,
why don't all riders use them?
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:I'll take this one.
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:This is kind of a funny story.
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:In my first grand
tour was the:
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:They were handing these out like at the
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:at the sign in, and I'm just like,
I'm going to start using one of those.
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:And then I saw Tony Rominger using it,
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:and I just had it on the whole entire
Vuelta that year.
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:And then I stopped using it in
most of the road races,
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:but it was part of my protocol for time
trials.
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:is it proven?
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:I never did any testing
to actually prove it,
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:but it was more of that mental,
what would you call it?
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:Maybe even a placebo.
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:That okay, I'm going to be able
to breathe a little bit better.
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:so yeah, I wish I could say that
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:there was something absolutely proven,
but I think it's just up to the riders.
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:I mean, Jensie
you and I have, pretty big schnozzes
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:and anything that'll help us
get a little bit more air in there.
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:could never hurt right?
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:Correct.
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:I never use them too often.
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:Or almost never, ever.
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:But people, if you look at pictures of me,
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:there's hardly ever a picture of me
breathing through my nose.
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:I always have to paint face
and my mouth open
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:like that to get enough air into my mouth.
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:So I was just basically breathing.
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:Breathing through my mouth.
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:I never needed, any nose extra pieces,
but that is just me and myself.
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:Yeah, you had a just a big old scoop
open there.
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:You should have been thinking
about how many.
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:What you were losing with your
with your trapper.
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:It is wide open, sucking down air.
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:I mean, this is one of the few things
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:where I've actually got
some kind of link to this.
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:I, you know,
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:I just swimming and I was a I played
like what you'd call a soccer quite a lot.
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:And I remember the 90s when I was growing
up, they were a really big thing.
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:And I broke my nose 6 or 7 times,
and I found that
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:all it did was just blocked one
half of my nose when I used it.
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:So it was the opposite for me.
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:But hey, if it works, it works, right?
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:Seven times.
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:yeah.
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:Were you bit of a brawler
up there in the UK or what?
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:I'm just really clumsy.
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:I like run into a basketball post
once, so.
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:Yeah,
like there's a whole load of stories.
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:okay, here's a
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:question from,
Vern from Charlotte, North Carolina.
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:So not far from you. Bobby.
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:good afternoon, gentleman,
40 year old longtime cyclist here.
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:I used to do the Hincapie spring training
series many years ago, back in the day.
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:I have a weird question for you gentlemen.
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:We all know that racers
have to stop mid-race for a nature break,
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:but have you ever witnessed a fan on the
side of the road having a nature break?
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:There never seems to be porta potties,
so I can only assume it happens.
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:I actually did see dead quite a few times.
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:also, I saw people,
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:smoking cigarettes
and smoking the other stuff as well
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:because don't forget a mountain like Alps,
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:it's super famous and they close it
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:at least one day, often two days
before for cars going up and down,
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:because there's really
all these camping cars
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:parked on each little square
inch of the road side.
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:So they go, look,
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:we stop at two days before,
if you want to go up, you have to walk.
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:So people start walking at 9 a.m.
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:by the time we come in at 5 p.m.
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:for the grand finale, they have been
out there in the burning sun for like six,
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:seven, eight hours doing nothing else
but like in case there are males standing.
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:there with free upper bodies.
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:They are fully sunburned,
fully drunk, fully stoned.
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:So yeah, of course I have seen them
doing all sorts of businesses.
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:I have to say I've never witnessed that.
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:I mean, I'm sure it happens,
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:but it kind of reminds or makes me
think about the Olympics this year.
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:You know, the final, the final circuit.
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:I mean, you know, these guys are drinking
all this carbohydrate.
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:They're trying to stay as hydrated
as possible.
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:I feel so sorry for those guys.
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:If they had to take a leak in that final,
you know, 70 K or whatever it was,
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:you know, those final three circuits.
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:Well, I mean, Nils Politt he stopped
in a cafe and got caught on camera.
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:So, you know, like
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:I mean, there is a way around it,
but it's not normally that civilized.
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:But, you know,
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:we have those green zones where you can
just dump all your trash nowadays.
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:I wonder if they have a circuit
like that again in the Olympics
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:or the World Championships,
if they're going to have a little pee
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:pee zone or something, you know,
where guys can just kind of pull in
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:to a little porta John
and and then get back out on the road.
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:But no, I, I've never witnessed
that to, to these extent.
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:I mean, yeah, sure.
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:There's a lot of drunk,
fans on the side of the road.
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:One caused a crash
in the tour of Spain yesterday.
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:I believe it's it's a it's actually a
miracle that it doesn't happen more often.
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:And I think the most famous one
was with Giuseppe Guarini going up out
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:to was and and the little photographer
kid stuck, you know,
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:got out in the middle of the road
and he wound up just T-boned in him.
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:And luckily, luckily,
luckily he went on to win the stage
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:and, you know,
had no ill feelings toward this kid.
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:But could you imagine if that happened?
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:And then he got passed
right at the end by,
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:you know, wound up second or third place?
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:That would have been terrible. So,
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:you know,
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:stick to the nature break, you know,
keep that off to the side behind a tree
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:and then give the riders a little bit
more room on the road to, to do their job.
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:I was just going to ask on on that the,
the crowds.
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:When you're going up a mountain,
does it matter
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:which group you are in the road
as to how rowdy they are?
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:Because obviously if you're at the front
that, you know,
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:that's two people have come to see,
you know, more often than not.
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:But we see these videos of the people
at the back doing wheelies and stuff.
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:Does it get more raucous at the front
or at the back?
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:I would say cycling fans on general,
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:where like, there's no violence,
there's no hatred in between them.
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:The shared experience
you shared, a love for cycling.
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:And,
as far as I'm concerned, the really fair.
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:So it doesn't matter if in tour de France,
if you're French and American
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:or German rider they cheer you on
if you're going for the win.
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:Yes, they might be a little more excited
because you're the first rider DC,
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:but they also give you a lot of cheering
if you're positioned 50 or 170.
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:Yeah, yeah.
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:I have, two friends, Eric and Carrie,
who actually went over to the tour
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:and got all dressed up
and was part of that
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:caravan of people on the side,
you know, camped out for a couple days.
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:You know, he had like a wrestler mask on.
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:And he was a very, buff
kind of tattooed guy.
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:So he had like a tiny Speedo
and they filmed that.
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:And I was like, man, that's a party up
there.
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:And I would like to go and experience
that one day.
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:You know, I'm, I know I'm getting older.
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:I'm not going to have the little,
Boris outfit on or showing my buttocks,
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:running alongside the group, but
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:I would say they're extremely supportive
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:and almost frantic for the lead riders.
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:And then they're very,
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:very supportive in a different way
to the riders that are further back.
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:You know, they're handing them food,
they're giving them pushes up the road.
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:it's a it's a pretty cool atmosphere.
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:But there is nothing like being in that
front.
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:And I wasn't in the front very often.
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:But going through
that tiny corridor of road,
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:you couldn't even hear yourself think.
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:You know,
we didn't have race radios back then,
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:but if somebody was saying
something over the race radio, you would
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:never have even been able to hear it
because it's that loud and you get done
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:or you get out of that
that zone where there's so many people
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:or into the barriers
and your ears are ringing
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:and it feels it's
a really weird, sensation.
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:I think maybe we need an old tandem trip
to a race to to experience it.
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:there's a message here from,
Merida Feria.
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:Who says, this is the best description
of the race I've ever heard.
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:This year in the tour de France.
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:Hommes Sans Zwift.
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:so the male version.
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:a big talking point was the gravel stage
And there's been one in the Vuelta
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:as well.
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:the main thing I've heard, pros say,
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:is that they hated to ride it,
but would have loved to watch it,
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:or they loved watching it,
but glad they weren't riding.
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:I want to hear Bobby and Jens's
biggest gaps.
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:in terms of the kind of race
they'd hate racing themselves,
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:but absolutely love
watching for entertainment reasons.
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:Oh, for me, that's simple.
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:Anything with cobblestones,
anything with cobblestones.
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:I mean, Paris-Roubaix,
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:there would have to be an
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:absolute, like nuclear war
for me to miss that on TV.
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:Like that is, I plan out that entire day.
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:I get my snacks, I get my beers,
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:and I am just in it from kilometer zero
if possible.
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:but would
I want to ride those cobblestones?
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:No, because, you know,
we had Sylvain Dillier on recently
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:and he was talking about the
the blisters that he had on his hands.
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:And you hear, you know, the horror stories
about what these riders
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:have to deal with after, you know, doing
Roubaix, either the men or the female.
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:So as much as I love watching it,
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:no, I think, I made the right decision
staying out of that race.
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:I would pick the same the classics, the
cobbles, but something different as well.
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:The Madison at the World Championships
or the Olympics.
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:It looks like absolute carnage,
but I love watching it.
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:But it's so hard to keep control
from my quiet TV seat.
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:Imagine you're in the race.
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:Your heart beats up to your 200
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:heart rate doing 50 miles an hour
and you go, where's my teammate again?
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:He's over there. So I gotta go up and down
and seeing him in.
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:It's absolutely fascinating
how that works. But.
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:So yeah, I love watching death.
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:but I'm happy I'm not racing that.
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:Yeah, I you know what? I totally agree.
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:That is such a cool event,
but I cannot understand
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:how you can sling your teammate in who's
going much slower than you
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:in the middle of the field
without crashing.
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:Like everybody has to have their head
on a swivel at all times.
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:And, you know, we saw a couple
little crashes and a couple little bumps,
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:you know, a couple rubs, but no thank you.
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:Absolutely no thank you.
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:Yeah, I'm with you on both of those.
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:I love both of them.
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:And you know, Covid was obviously a
really strange thing for a lot of people.
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:And there were different moments
of disappointment.
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:But I remember turning to my girlfriend
and saying
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:that they cancelled Paris-Roubaix.
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:And she was like, oh. And I was like,
no, no, you don't understand.
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:This has been good.
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:Like the wars didn't stop this.
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:This is this is just stuff.
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:It's the worst day of Covid.
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:Honestly, the whole thing, something else
that's been related to, recent events,
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:a man who was the star of the Olympics,
in many ways.
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:Remco.
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:he came through, he dominated.
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:He got two gold medals.
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:Paul Newman. Not that Paul Newman.
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:how can Remco be that strong at 134
pounds?
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:This is particularly talking
about the time trials.
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:It's just after he won that this came in.
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:Well he did something right.
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:Because he changed as a rider after that
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:crash in in pay Basque.
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:we saw it in the Dauphiné.
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:We saw it in the tour.
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:people have come on our podcast
and told us
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:how more relaxed he is.
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:Strength is one thing,
but momentum is another.
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:And he came out of the tour winning,
having won a stage.
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:Him getting third overall
and then somehow being able to recover
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:and just had the form of his life
at the right time.
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:I think the thing that makes him
so dangerous in time trials is that he
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:doesn't have to, tweak his body to be
in the most aerodynamic position.
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:When we had Josh Tarling on,
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:he was telling us
that he needs more massage
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:and physio work on his upper body
and his arms than his legs,
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:because he's trying
to get into that Remco position.
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:So I don't know.
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:But Jens you know,
you remember what it felt like
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:when you came out of the tour.
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:You were either flying or dying, right?
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:Like you just had another gear.
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:And it's it's
a very fragile switch between on and off
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:after the tour de France.
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:And somehow he was able to keep his on
and he actually seemed
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:to be even stronger in the Olympics
than he was in the tour de France.
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:So, yeah, I will admit it.
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:I think I've said it on this podcast
before.
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:I was not the biggest Remco Evenepoel fan,
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:but he has definitely changed me.
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:Like, I am definitely rooting for him
a lot more than than I used to.
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:he did something
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:right and I hope he continues
to do those things right.
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:And you know,
maybe I'll get a Remco Evenepoel.
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:fan club shirt to wear on the podcast.
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:I was going to say tattoo.
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:Yeah.
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:That, no tattoo. No.
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:I was just going to say just quickly on
that is you were a time trialist,
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:Jens you’ve ridden in time trials
to a high level like there's
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:a lot about his position
and the lack of power.
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:I just think it was
what Paul was getting at.
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:it's not just power
and power to weight, is it?
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:It's. It's your cDA, isn't it?
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:That's the thing that defines it.
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:So that's part of the reason he's
so quick.
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:Right.
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:Well, I guess also, Bobby,
cement for numbers and science.
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:But, just to put it
like an easy way to understand
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:the Remco is lighter but also shorter.
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:So if he sits on a bike,
he creates a lot less air resistance
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:because the surface of Remco
and his bike facing the wind is a lot
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:smaller than the surface of,
Ganna with 1m 90 or Josh Tarling.
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:So if the all three or let's say
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:you're styling and Remco
trying to do 50 miles an hour,
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:right, the same speed
Josh Tarling would need to push 415W.
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:Maybe in Remco only 315.
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:So maybe Remco cannot produce 700W
for 20 minutes.
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:But he never needs to do that
because he creates less,
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:less, less air resistance.
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:So that's an advantage.
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:And when it comes to the Olympic road
race, it wasn't like a sprint race.
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:It wasn't a classic three.
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:It was just a race of attrition.
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:And his smaller
and more narrow and lighter body carries
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:also less weight around.
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:So he has less muscles he needs to supply
with oxygen, water and energy.
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:Then a big and taller and stronger rider.
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:So Remco would probably never win a race
that's 50km long or 35 miles,
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:because he would be too small
and it would be like too broad,
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:big guys winning that race.
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:But since cycling is such a long race
and me mainly made for endurance, Remco
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:smaller and lighter body doesn't give him
a disadvantage really at all.
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:It's the same
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:like Tom Pidcock in the mountain
bike races, right.
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:Like he is a small dude.
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:You know, we've had, you know, I've seen
interviews with him where I'm just like,
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:he looks like a 12 year old little kid,
but, like, he's this monster on a bike.
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:So, you know,
that's the greatest thing about cycling.
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:And you'll see this on any group ride that
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:there's no perfect phenotype of of body.
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:Right?
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:Like you got big,
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:you got small, you got in the middle,
you got lean, you got muscular, you got,
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:you know, maybe a little bit more fat,
but can still,
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:you know, win races compared to,
you know, super, super skinny people.
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:So yeah, it's interesting.
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:And go back and listen to our podcast
that we had, what was it?
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:One of our first ones
with Robbie Ketchell.
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:And he spoke a lot about CDA
and the importance of it
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:and CDA meaning
coefficient of aerodynamic drag
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:or coefficient,
the drag aerodynamic to get the CDA
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:amazing.
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:And I was just one last follow up on that.
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:I mean, there aren't many time trialists
at the moment that have Remco body type.
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:Is that a case of he's kind of broken
a barrier down for a lot of people now,
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:and maybe some people that would go, I'm
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:not the right shape to do time trial
and they might consider it.
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:Or is that just that he's he's
that much better and he's,
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:you know, changed it
because he's exceptional as a rider.
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:We can't forget about Jonas Vingegaard
in the tour de France two years ago.
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:Yeah, I mean, he's a very small guy
and he produced some amazing power.
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:But when I heard his post-race interview,
he said that
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:his pacing strategy was 360W
and he was going 380.
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:That doesn't sound like much.
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:When we had Josh Tarling
saying that he's shooting for 480.
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:So, you know, kind of back to his point.
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:You know, it doesn't matter.
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:The power.
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:It's a combination of the CDA,
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:the power, the form, the morale, the
the aerodynamics that they have.
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:And I don't think there is a single
big GC guy
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:that hasn't been spending a lot of time
in the wind tunnel.
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:you know, we saw with, with,
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:Sepp
Kuss in the, in the Vuelta time trial.
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:He needs to get in, the wind tunnel
a little bit.
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:He needs if he wants to,
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:you know, really guarantee that he's
going to be a year in, year out GC guy.
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:He can't be losing,
you know, over a minute
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:in a seven kilometer
time trial to the favorites.
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:There is a
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:question about Sepp coming up a bit later
on, but we'll leave that for a moment.
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:this came from Scott on our Patreon page.
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:So thanks, Scott, for that.
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:in the last episode,
so this will be the last mailbag episode
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:the two of you discussed being on
the same team and growing your friendship.
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:What was it like being friends
but on different teams?
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:Did you find yourself gravitating towards
each other in the peloton
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:when not required to do teamwork?
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:Would you talk smack
about the opposing team or their bikes?
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:Or how their kit looks?
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:Or you're strictly on team only lockdown?
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:we definitely gravitated
towards each other, that's for sure.
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:And I think we
we basically we're the same age,
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:we married with kids,
so we talk a lot about kids.
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:How they were little angels and hell
raisers within one minute of time.
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:And, how do we deal with, you know,
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:the, the challenges of being an athlete
and, like,
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:you know, as a pro cyclist,
you should ride your bike.
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:If you cannot do that,
you should lay down.
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:If you cannot lay down, you should sit.
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:If you cannot sit,
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:you should be standing and walking
or running should be the last thing.
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:But as soon as I would come home
and and my my cleats would make this
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:typical click, click, click noise
to make when they hit a hard surface
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:when I walked towards the garage
to put my bike away,
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:the kids would come running
out of the house.
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:Dad, dad, dad, let's go to the zoo.
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:Dad, let's go and get ice cream.
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:And I cannot have ice cream.
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:I can have a water
because ice cream is just fat and sugar,
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:so it's not good for me.
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:So you know how to do to
to deal with this daily challenges.
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:There was a lot of talks of Bobby and I.
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:We had
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:I don't think Bobby ever talked much about
cars or expensive watches, didn't we?
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:No, no we didn't, we didn't.
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:But you know, so from those two years
together at Credit Agricole
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:and then I left and I went to German team
Telecom.
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:Like, my buddy is a German and he's
one of the best riders on the planet.
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:And he was never on Team Telecom.
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:So that was always kind of
ironic and funny.
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:And we we talk about that a lot.
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:and then of course, at CSC
we were best of friends.
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:But when I, switch teams
and then switch teams like so we,
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:we rode I worked for
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:CSC Saxo Bank and Jens was a rider,
and then he left to go
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:to, Leopard Trek and I went to Sky.
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:we always had this, yearly
kind of get together after Pyrenees
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:where he would come up to my house,
we'd go out for Mexican food,
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:we'd come back up, have some Coronas,
and just relax a little bit.
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:He'd go on
some of those geocaching things.
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:Do you still do that geocaching?
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:Absolutely.
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:We up to 2,300 found caches right now.
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:You know when when he told me
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:like after the Mexican that, hey,
there is a little cache around the corner.
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:And then he goes and gets it
and he holds it up.
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:I have a picture of it and I'm just like,
that's so dumb.
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:Like, why?
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:And he, he, he absolutely loved it.
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:But that that was
where it was kind of tricky.
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:because I was working for another team
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:and he was writing for another team,
and I basically said, you know, screw it.
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:If I get in trouble
for hanging out with my best buddy,
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:even though he's not on my team,
I'll take the consequences.
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:That was what I was going to ask on that.
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:You know, you're both big fans.
422
:You know, we spend most of the week
talking about cycling in one form
423
:or another.
424
:Like, did you find it difficult
to not talk about cycling, or was it
425
:just a, you know,
you're so in it at that time,
426
:any any conversation away from
the sport was a relief.
427
:I think we had a good balanced
year. Right.
428
:We we talked about cycling and gears
429
:and gear ratios
and what are the percentage diets,
430
:how we can increase
our performance was better training.
431
:But I don't I but we also talked about
hey, where you go on holiday.
432
:I never heard of that.
433
:Where is that? How is it over there.
434
:Yeah.
435
:And if if you don't know Jens, he's
a walking encyclopedia.
436
:So he knows so much about Europe,
especially about Germany.
437
:about everything that there.
438
:You didn't really have to talk
about cycling too often.
439
:And, you know,
one thing that I tried to talk to him
440
:about that
he never listened to was, you know,
441
:I had this little Swiss ball and I do my,
my core work on the Swiss ball.
442
:And I was always stretching.
443
:I always had a blanket down on the ground.
444
:And, you know, he
he would always look down at me
445
:when I was on the ground and be like,
oh, I need to start that.
446
:I need to start that.
447
:And he, he, I got, I saw something
448
:that he was at a training camp
and he was actually participating
449
:in these stretching,
stretching, core exercises.
450
:And I was like, you son of a gun.
451
:Like, we could have been doing that
the whole time.
452
:And now that I leave you
all of a sudden of this, this, this,
453
:core routine
specialist, I was like, what a faker.
454
:Well, I lasted about three and a half days
with high school.
455
:I was watching my camera, just,
you know, social media.
456
:But I remember Bobby, one time,
457
:I believe two of Germany, we,
riding through Germany.
458
:And I point out, hey,
you see that big castle up there?
459
:That is where Martin Luther,
not Martin Luther King,
460
:but Martin Luther was a hold
almost hostage
461
:to protect himself,
from getting killed by the church.
462
:Anyway, was in two years time.
463
:Martin Luther
464
:translated the Bible from Latin language
into German, the way we speak it.
465
:And by the way, he created the first basic
rules of the German we speak today.
466
:And you went, wow, awesome.
So much history.
467
:We ran the race and you ready?
468
:Wow, how cool is that?
469
:Language was created
on that castle up there.
470
:It wasn't like we were like in the car.
471
:In the bus before or after.
472
:Like you're giving us this whole spiel
like when we're, like,
473
:going at 45 k an hour, I was like,
okay, man, I that's really cool.
474
:But, you know,
we got a race to think about here.
475
:So this is what I love
about these podcasts, these mailbag ones.
476
:You know, Scott sent a message and he was
expecting you to be talking smack about.
477
:And you're actually talking about Martin
Luther,
478
:the reformation of the German church
in the middle of a race.
479
:Brilliant. Yes.
And then the race. Absolutely.
480
:you mentioned a little bit about language
there.
481
:Elly Avilla on Facebook,
she says, languages in the tour.
482
:Does everyone speak
more than one language?
483
:If someone doesn't speak
a certain language,
484
:are they less likely to be signed
by certain teams?
485
:So if you're if you don't speak French,
486
:will you not get signed by someone to add
you to,
487
:and what a memorable moments
you've had with fans
488
:on the course as a rider
on, spectator positive or negative?
489
:I, I remember I don't think
490
:it's like this anymore, but it's on
so many French teams and Spanish teams.
491
:They only spoke French or Spanish now.
492
:I mean, you could have a full on
conversation with Roman Bardet in English,
493
:you know, Matteo
Jorgenson speaks French, Spanish,
494
:obviously English, like a lot of riders
seem to be
495
:by tri quad
lingual now, like back in the day,
496
:the only riders that spoke multiple
languages were, you know, us knuckleheads.
497
:And then especially the Swiss guys,
you know, they would speak 4 or 5,
498
:six languages. It was pretty impressive.
499
:I don't know what it's like anymore,
500
:but I get the feeling
that English is the big one.
501
:And I know that
502
:French teams would sign
503
:somebody that doesn't speak French,
but they would, motivate them
504
:to take little linguistic classes
in the off season because, like,
505
:you know, that's a hard language to learn
when you're especially
506
:when you're an American.
507
:For me,
at least with the accents and stuff.
508
:But I don't know.
What do you think, Jensie?
509
:I mean, you're around the sport,
510
:you know, boots on the ground with these
guys a lot more than than I am these days.
511
:Well, let's start.
512
:my my first, big team was a gun,
513
:which and later became
tried out in court and said, yep. Yes.
514
:We sign you.
515
:I only had a one year deal,
516
:but and we sign you,
we want you to move to France to be
517
:part of our culture, learn our language
and be closer to the team.
518
:So I would have no, a license at all
to live in Germany or anywhere.
519
:I said, no, we want you in France
to learn our language, be
520
:part of our culture
that has changed a lot.
521
:And Bobby, you’re right
English is the main language
522
:because everybody understands.
523
:also in our early years,
524
:you know, if you were a British
or an American cyclist, you were exotic.
525
:You were like,
wow, one of the few, you know,
526
:even a Swedish rider was,
oh, wow, a Swedish rider,
527
:you know, most of the peloton was Spanish,
Italian or France.
528
:Right. Tour de France.
529
:Back in the 80s, 100 French riders
and a few foreigners.
530
:death has changed a lot now.
531
:We had riders from Australia, Japan,
Africa.
532
:gimme, you know, open door.
533
:We open to pass for African cycling.
534
:Even more so, being exotic.
535
:It's normal these days, right?
536
:It's tour Fong probably, you know, 20, 30,
maybe 20 nations starting there.
537
:so English is definitely, the language.
538
:Also, in my first 1 or 2 years of cycling,
only French
539
:was the official, cycling language.
540
:Then later he changed it to English.
541
:So you could also do some UCI test
and UCI.
542
:Let's say
543
:if you want to become a commissaire,
you could do all that in English as well.
544
:So yes, it is more open
545
:and everybody speaks probably.
546
:Yeah, two languages
I would say at least. Yes.
547
:And there's multiple multiple.
548
:to the second part of your question
or her question,
549
:you know, about good experiences
and bad experiences with fans?
550
:there were there were multitudes,
551
:you know, thousands either
each way, I think.
552
:But one really sticks out to me
was the year,
553
:it was the 1998 tour de France,
and we were going up the Madeleine
554
:and Pantani and Ullrich were up the road.
555
:My I was sitting in second position
at that time.
556
:I wound up third and they just went on
a totally different speed than me.
557
:So I'm at the top of the Madeleine
558
:didn't really know what a gram of
carbohydrate was back then, so I'm bonking
559
:right at the top and I'm like, man,
I'm not going to be able to make this.
560
:And I come around the corner and I kid
561
:you not, there was an angel,
562
:an angel with a can of Coke
or a bottle of Coke.
563
:You know,
where you could twist off the top and
564
:I'm like, am I seeing this?
565
:Am I hallucinating?
566
:Like, this is an angel
sitting there with the coke.
567
:So I grabbed the coke and I went back
and watched the the footage of the race.
568
:And it was an angel.
569
:It was,
specialized was doing some publicity
570
:and she was kind of like, she
she just had her, like, her angel wings.
571
:And, you know, she gave me that coke.
572
:So that was like my best memory
because it absolutely saved me.
573
:and then the one of the worst memories
574
:was, I think it was Tour of Germany,
575
:and we were at the start line, and,
you know, these days were different.
576
:And I remember Jens,
you were in the yellow jersey
577
:and there was a German guy
and just within earshot of me,
578
:he was he
he was saying bad things about you, like,
579
:you know, traitor
because you were on a Danish team
580
:and you were being,
you know, winning the tour of Germany.
581
:And I remember I turned around
and I got so mad at this person like,
582
:you know, this guy does everything,
and he is one of the best German riders.
583
:And you, you
you deserve more respect than that.
584
:So those are my two little positive
and negatives.
585
:And I'm sure I have a lot more.
586
:But those were the ones
that came up to the top of my head.
587
:When you ask that question.
588
:and talk about
589
:languages, people speak 2 or 3 languages,
but believe me,
590
:we can swear
at least in 15 languages at one time.
591
:Honestly,
I had a puncture on my mountain bike.
592
:Like one of these terrible,
stupid, cold, rainy November days.
593
:I was out a mountain
bike rain. Wet, muddy.
594
:I called fingers, trying to change a tire.
595
:I kind of like twisted my fingers,
I was hurting, I was swearing,
596
:so colorful in this forest
that the trees were blushing.
597
:The trees were turning away from me.
598
:I was swearing in Japanese,
Russian, Italian, French,
599
:Spanish, German, British or English words.
600
:It was fantastic.
601
:I felt so much better after that.
602
:So swearing is our strength.
603
:We probably know at least 50 languages.
604
:We can swear in.
605
:Okay, so like we've spoken
about the lingua franca, been English.
606
:It used to be French or Spanish, you know.
607
:Is there a lingua franca, a common,
608
:most commonly used language
for swearing in the peloton?
609
:Is that one that everyone goes to?
610
:Because the words are really good,
they really get the emotion across.
611
:But I believe Italian, it's
probably up there.
612
:Oh yeah. Yeah, we can.
613
:Unfortunately, we cannot see the words,
you know, important.
614
:And we don't even know what they mean,
you know.
615
:So like when you'd say them thinking
that, hey,
616
:I'm just going to fit in
and this guy's going to be like, you know.
617
:No, that I'm not happy with him.
618
:he look at me, like, shocked
that I said that.
619
:I'm like, you guys say it all
the time. Why can't I see?
620
:But we never really understood.
621
:Oh, no, no, no,
you can't say that if you squint. Italian.
622
:Very important.
623
:Keep your hands like this.
You have to talk like this.
624
:And really fast.
625
:That is typical Italian swearing.
626
:your your best and worst experience.
627
:But obviously with a spectator lens,
you got a bike of one.
628
:So that must have been a pretty good one.
629
:But you know,
you got to have a good and bad memories.
630
:I got a good memory. Yes.
631
:I, you know, opposite to Bobby.
632
:Bobby was racing Alpe D’huez.
633
:I was always dropped. Right.
634
:My job was the valley before to,
635
:you know, get Carlos Sastre
and the Schleck brothers into Alpe D’huez.
636
:That I was dropped. So I'm all by myself.
637
:Drop from the first group
not caught by the peloton yet.
638
:So I'm all by myself,
you know, looking down,
639
:trying to see if a little bit of energy.
640
:Because a few more days suddenly.
641
:Don't laugh
too early, don't laugh too early.
642
:Suddenly I hear a voice Jens, I love you,
I want your, baby.
643
:And I'm looking up.
644
:It's a 55 year old man with a huge belly
like this little spandex
645
:jersey
almost exploding like big black beard,
646
:you know, like some 50 plus years old
yelling at me on top of his lungs.
647
:Yeah.
648
:And so I love you. I want you, baby.
649
:So I had to laugh.
650
:I had to laugh with him.
651
:and I was like, well, worst
experience was also on Alpe D’huez
652
:when we had an individual time
trial up there.
653
:It hilltop time trial.
654
:And just a day before,
655
:I was in a breakaway, they called me back
656
:because Ullrich had attacked, and, my team
657
:called me back, said, yeah,
we need you to come back or he's gone.
658
:We got not enough man here.
659
:We need you in the peloton
660
:help chasing for Ivan Bassol,
who was second at the time.
661
:Right. And all he was about to pass him.
662
:So I stopped on the road side, waited
for the peloton and, helped to repack.
663
:And somehow it became almost a misogynist
standing with German TV,
664
:did a few just unlucky words,
and then it ignited itself
665
:the next day on the individual time trial,
I heard every bad word, every animal
666
:name, rat being almost the nicest one,
you can ever imagine.
667
:I actually, every time I saw a fan,
like getting one step on the road,
668
:I like, okay, if he hits me,
how do I react on this?
669
:If he hits me, do I hit him back
or I just ignore to keep racing.
670
:So I was so tensed up the entire
671
:16 17km up there because I expected
672
:somebody is going to hit me in the face
any moment of to.
673
:That was by far the worst
and the only time really
674
:I experienced so much hatred by people.
675
:I remember that I was at the truck,
because I went before you.
676
:Because that was
when I had my broken wrist.
677
:And you came to the truck
after the time trial,
678
:and you were just ranting like
you were so disappointed in these people,
679
:and most of them were Germans
that were yelling these things at you.
680
:And and you just went on this rant
that I think was caught on.
681
:Remember
we had the, high on crew for overcoming,
682
:so yeah,
a lot of that was was caught on film
683
:and I was just like,
oh man, stay out of his way.
684
:But it looked like you could have gone
685
:down to the bottom and done
another time trial.
686
:You were like so amped up after that.
687
:Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
688
:I was a lot of anger
and disappointment in me on that day. Yep.
689
:Okay, so we've got, a message here
from Trudy Luise
690
:she sent this via Facebook,
and she was at the center.
691
:Or she was witness to one of the greatest
tour de France moments ever.
692
:She said I was living in France
and was on the show.
693
:That is a it's a witness.
694
:Le Monde come from behind to beat Fignon.
695
:To me, this is bike racing at its best.
696
:But you never say die
and you fight to the bitter end.
697
:So there's a two part question
that follows on from this.
698
:Firstly, why did the format change?
699
:So the last day is nothing more
than a glorified parade lap for the GC.
700
:Obviously excluding this year.
701
:I grew up following cycling
during what I would call the glory days
702
:and the thought of gifting a stage
703
:to say thank you to your teammate
I don't think would ever have happened.
704
:So why is it considered racing
when the strongest rider
705
:doesn't win a stage,
or perhaps even the race?
706
:Does the winner not feel
this is a hollow victory of sorts?
707
:Specific.
708
:I'm thinking about last year's Evo Vuelta
amorphous up Kuss and I give him kudos.
709
:But if his teammates hadn't,
been told to back off,
710
:essentially he wouldn't have won
popular does not mean best
711
:fighting talk.
712
:What do you say, man?
713
:We have to,
urge our listeners and viewers to send in
714
:some shorter questions because though
there was a quite a few things there,
715
:so gifting a stage,
I was never in that situation.
716
:I don't know if I would have wanted to,
but I do remember where
717
:exactly where I was in 1989
when when Greg LeMond won that time trial.
718
:it ignited something in me.
719
:but that was they,
720
:you know, they didn't have the time
trial is the last stage very much.
721
:You know, it is that procession.
722
:You know, the race is over.
723
:It kind of gives the a reward
to the people that finish the tour de
724
:France, that they,
you know, have a beautiful run into Paris.
725
:And then once you get into Paris,
then it's full gas.
726
:And, you know, as we saw in the Olympics
this year,
727
:you know, Paris
ain't a bad place to finish a bike race.
728
:It's not a bad place to do anything
really.
729
:Right.
730
:So, I don't
731
:I'm not
732
:a big fan of, time trial on the last day.
733
:the the tour of Spain this year is
going to end with a time trial.
734
:It started with a time trial.
It's going to end with a time trial?
735
:Yeah.
736
:You know, I think it's better for the fans
to have that party atmosphere,
737
:that celebratory vibe at the end of a race
instead of
738
:just watching a bunch of guys come through
with like, spaceballs helmets on.
739
:but yeah, the gifting a stage thing,
740
:like I said, I never did it myself.
741
:But, when Lance Armstrong gifted
Marco Pantani the win up on top of Alp
742
:d’Huez, on, Mount Ventoux
one of the years that he won,
743
:I was just like, I wonder what like,
744
:you know, Marco felt about that, you know.
745
:Or why why Lance did that.
746
:but if it's a teammate,
747
:up to as with with he know in LeMond,
748
:you know, it looked at it look like,
you know,
749
:Bernard Hinault was going to gift
Greg LeMond the win.
750
:And then at the last second,
he kind of pushed his pushed his bike,
751
:you know, just one inch ahead of
of Greg's.
752
:And I don't know, I guess when when you're
at that level, it doesn't really matter.
753
:But not not a big fan of the gifting
the stage thing.
754
:But to defend Sepp Kuss, I don't think
anybody gifted anything to him
755
:because they attacked him
on that final uphill stage.
756
:And and he held on.
757
:He limited his losses.
758
:He may not have been in that position,
of having that advance.
759
:You know, when he got into that breakaway,
because they were looking at Jonas
760
:and Primoz was a little bit too much,
761
:but they did not seem
like they were slowing down.
762
:You know, that last day.
763
:Yeah, I think they they said, okay,
we got a lot of bad press.
764
:This isn't isn't good.
765
:But, you know, Sepp sacrificed
so much for those two guys
766
:that I was actually sickened
when they just kept going full gas.
767
:and then
768
:luckily came to their senses
the next day and and didn't attack them.
769
:But I don't think they
they really gifted him much.
770
:What do you think he ends.
771
:Well, I,
I totally agree with all you said.
772
:And I could talk an hour about all this.
773
:Let's start with the easy part
the TTs? Yes.
774
:Yesterday. Dramatic.
775
:but it Grand tour is 21 stages.
776
:So if the last day is just a parade,
777
:which then ends up in a really tough, hard
sprint, right?
778
:The first part is parade
taking pictures, talking to France.
779
:Second half of the race on the last day is
780
:actually a really hard race
for the sprinters as well.
781
:people had 20 days, 20 stages
782
:to fight out the, classement
783
:So they don't need 21 days
like the result is the same.
784
:They had 20 days time to make sure
the best is in the front,
785
:so give them that easy.
786
:They still try to remember
my days as a rider.
787
:I was so grateful
788
:and thankful for this parade
and a lot of respect from the spectators.
789
:They would be there in Paris on the Champs
Elysées to see this.
790
:It was a really good, great magic moment
791
:and I was grateful to experience
that instead of being, you know, spread,
792
:covered out of breath with that helmet on
and just shooting down the road.
793
:and most people kind of want it anyway.
794
:So out of 160,
176 riders to start in the Grand Tour,
795
:maybe six can win
and another ten go for GC.
796
:And the rest you go,
797
:it's just another day.
798
:I need to go to the finish line.
799
:So, I think every 20 days, every sorry.
800
:Every 20 years, every 15 years,
you can change it up with.
801
:But it should stay the parade.
802
:I support that.
803
:I'm not saying I'm right or wrong.
804
:It's just my opinion,
about gifting a stage.
805
:just an example out of my own experience.
806
:Giro d’Italia,
we have Ivan Basso in lead jersey.
807
:you're a one, 2 or 3 stages.
808
:and I think we were leading
the team GC as well.
809
:So then Bjarne Riis, my sport
director back then in CSC days
810
:comes on and goes, hey, actually,
we want everybody.
811
:stay with Ivan.
812
:He's in the leaders jersey, except for us.
813
:If he has to break ten riders or more,
you go
814
:and you'll be policing to breakaway.
815
:So in case something goes bad on the last
816
:mountain, you can always drop back
and help our leader.
817
:Ok chef!
818
:So I catch the break twelve riders
as I said, hey listen guys,
819
:I'm just here to watch this,
I cannot work.
820
:I got my captain and friend and teammate
back there in the lead jersey.
821
:Do you never give me any shit?
822
:You never give me any stress.
823
:I said, look, I cannot work
halfway to the true to stage.
824
:I go, hey, Bjarne
how does it work back there?
825
:Could I maybe start turning a little bit
so I would earn the right to go
826
:for the finish, to go for the win?
827
:Bjarne goes
na, you ust sit there and wait.
828
:They start attacking each other.
829
:I always follow the fastest group.
The fastest group.
830
:So it goes down to six riders
to five for us, I say Bjarne,
831
:can I start working to earn the right
to go for a stage win?
832
:No we aren't. I told you to sit.
833
:In the end, we have two riders
left, manual grata and myself
834
:and and grata was back
done with quickstep.
835
:He had, Bertini down in a world champion
836
:jersey, sacrificed himself for great.
837
:And another 1 or 2 riders
838
:do you all were just killing themselves
to make the race harder.
839
:So Gárate
the best climber, could win the stage.
840
:So it's Garate and myself
841
:and I go, hey, Manuel, listen,
I cannot win this.
842
:You win. It's your stage.
843
:It's only three minutes to go to, to go.
844
:You win this one.
I will not sprint for this one.
845
:And more or less. Right.
846
:Then Bjarne comes on goes Jens.
847
:Everything's under control in the peloton.
848
:You can go for the win.
849
:And I said, honest, I cannot win.
850
:I just gave him my word that I will not
sprint and I don't deserve it.
851
:So great to didn't really believe it
until he crossed the line
852
:that I actually gave it to him,
and I made sure he feel safe.
853
:So I left him 50m out so he would be safe.
854
:That I'm not gonna out sprint him.
855
:And I believe, Juan Manuel,
he still talks about today,
856
:talks about his body right now
with, Ineos Grenadiers
857
:and a German friend of mine, Andreas
Klier For my rider.
858
:He said, yeah, yeah,
859
:like whatever, once a month
or so he mentioned you and that win,
860
:that he's still so flattened
and so impressed that you gave it to him.
861
:and also could have won the stage.
862
:He has, of course, but
can I steal the candy from a small kid?
863
:He has, of course,
but it just don't do that.
864
:Can I steal the purse of an old lady, yes,
of course, but you just don't do that.
865
:And if you don't work for 200km,
you cannot outsprint the poor fellow.
866
:Next with you, who worked for 20km.
867
:So I didn't really feel
like giving away to stage.
868
:I just showed respect to the men
or the teams doing the work.
869
:So yeah, I think it's okay
every now and then, just out of respect.
870
:and for step cars, Bobby, I agree 50%.
871
:they did not wait for Sepp
872
:Kuss last year in the Vuelta
until the last.
873
:Like you said, you realize
you got so much bad press, so much stress.
874
:Even I was quite vocal and had my opinion.
875
:Outlook.
876
:This is just wrong.
877
:Primoz Roglic
that year won the Giro d’Italia.
878
:Not 100% because.
879
:But a large part of it was Sepp
Kuss being there,
880
:being a loyal teammate
and saving his ass again.
881
:And again.
882
:Jonas Vingegaard won the tour de France
that year,
883
:also because Sepp Kuss
was there saving his ass again and again.
884
:So I feel you.
885
:You two are no humans,
just give the man some respect.
886
:He sacrificed three years of his life
serving you, making you win the big races.
887
:So this would be the moment to go.
888
:Hey, sir, we are so happy.
889
:Did you have a chance to win this one?
Of course.
890
:This is for you.
891
:So it took a big
no from the probably higher ups
892
:to tell them to to stop chasing Sepp Kuss,
893
:So they didn't
really want to give it to him.
894
:But the team decided, stop this.
895
:This is for Sepp Kuss
and we got to make sure he wins.
896
:I don't think the other two
were too happy about it,
897
:and much Primoz is
not in the team anymore. So,
898
:I guess
they didn't really give it to him.
899
:He really had to work hard for it.
900
:I heard I was in that race in the Giro
in:
901
:when, when this happened with the ends
and we could hear it on the radio,
902
:we could hear the direct order
from Bjarne - Jens you win.
903
:No, Bjarne I'm not.
904
:And cross the finish line,
905
:you know, behind you
guys, we're in the peloton
906
:and I don't think I've ever been
more proud to call you my friend.
907
:Then after that,
when I saw you in the bus,
908
:I remember giving you the biggest hug.
909
:And I was just like,
I don't know if I could have done that.
910
:in that situation, I wasn't as prolific
of a winner as you were, but I.
911
:I was so proud.
912
:Call you a friend after that stage for
913
:for the person that you were for the, the
914
:the morals that you had,
concerning that situation.
915
:And, I'm glad he tells that story
because it's a story
916
:worth being told over and over.
917
:Thank you.
918
:Bobby.
919
:Oh. It's lovely.
920
:just, one final point.
921
:You sort of mentioned the.
922
:Neither of you would be particularly
a fan of coming in for a time trial into,
923
:Paris for that final stage,
924
:something that was mooted
quite a lot during the Olympics.
925
:How would you feel if that finishing
circuit was the final stage of the tour?
926
:it would be impossible,
927
:that that would be no fun at all.
928
:I think they keep it
the way that they've had
929
:it, the way
that it's always been a sprinter stage.
930
:Like you said, there's already 20 stages
that,
931
:that, you know, climbers and breakaway
specialists can go for that.
932
:That was crazy.
933
:Crowds on some very, very small streets
with 90 people in the peloton
934
:and that peloton thinned out to 50
pretty quickly.
935
:Right.
936
:So can you imagine, you know, 176 guys
start the tour de France,
937
:say 150 on a good year,
could maybe finish the tour
938
:de France, that circuit with 150 guys
and all the cars?
939
:No way. it was gorgeous to watch.
940
:I mean, it was so awesome
seeing that on TV,
941
:and I'm glad we got to witness that,
but I'm glad it was definitely, you know,
942
:that reduced peloton, or it would have
been it would have been nuts.
943
:Well,
call me a dreamer, but how about that?
944
:Instead of having the Saturday
or Friday stage in Alpe d’Huez
945
:and have an entire weekend in Paris
and reenact the entire Olympics.
946
:Have it on Friday on the same circuit,
947
:maybe a little longer,
and where the roads are too small.
948
:I agree with that, Bobby,
but have a long, tough, hilly circuit
949
:in Paris on Saturday
950
:and then on Sunday you have to show comes
easy parade and everybody can be happy.
951
:Cruising down the Champs-Élysées
a maybe half an entire weekend in Paris.
952
:Yeah, just paralyze the whole entire city
for not one day, but three.
953
:Yeah, that makes sense.
954
:Yeah. Let's,
you should propose that to a lot.
955
:Parties. We might have a chance because,
956
:the city
957
:mayor, Andy Hidalgo, she is big into,
958
:getting traffic out of the city,
having speed,
959
:two, three zones everywhere, electric
traffic, having bikes everywhere.
960
:So we would actually have a chance
to get her on our podcast.
961
:I believe.
962
:Okay, well,
we'll get Prudhomme and Hidalgo together
963
:and we'll sort this out, but,
that was a brilliant,
964
:mailbag episode.
965
:Thanks very much
for sending in your questions.
966
:Remember, if you want to get your question
in the next one,
967
:anywhere you see our tandem message,
these guys directly,
968
:or send it to the tandem at Shop draft.com
and we'll get it answered.
969
:Thanks very much.